“如此广告”剧本：
大体意思：把几个经典电影的镜头改为广告。它们分别是泰坦尼克、蜘蛛侠、黑客帝国、睡美人、罗密欧与朱丽叶。
第一幕：泰坦尼克
道具：两把椅子。演员：一男一女两名同学。剧情：俩演员站在椅子上，将椅子作为船头，演船头那段，为洗发水做广告。
Jack：Hold on, hold on, darling! Close your eyes, stretch out your arms。Then take a deep breath. Now open your eyes, please.
Rose: oh, im flying! Jack, im flying！
Jack: yeah. We are flying together！
So gorgeous! The sea is blue and quiet.
Yes, look at the sunset, wonderful!
Yeah, I ve never noticed that before.
广告经理上，手持电风扇，造海风……
Jack: so fragrant! And so flying! Just like the gentle sea wind. How do you make it?
You want to know? Ok! I will show you the secret. Look! I use the SNOW shampoo everyday.
Jack and Rose: once you possess it, you will possess confident and true love!
第二幕：蜘蛛侠 改动较大。大体是：蜘蛛侠一人在舞台上叫嚣，被一个打扫卫生的女主人发现，喷以杀虫剂，蜘蛛侠倒地。
女主人在托地，收拾家务。音乐起，女主人下，蜘蛛侠跳上舞台，一段肌肉秀后，开始了其激昂陈词
Spiderman：I am the Spiderman. I have done so much to the world--- I rescued people from the fire; I saved ships in the sea; I send missing child home; I delivered milk; I even 偷过煤球（此句完全为搞笑而加， 有些无厘头） but still remembers me. Now, I want to declare, that fool has died! A new life has begun! I ma king of the world. Nobody can conquer me!
开始肆无忌惮得狂笑。女主人上
Wow! What a big spider! Never mind, I have this(弯腰拿起杀虫剂，向蜘蛛侠喷去，蜘蛛侠倒地，女主人上前用手测一下其呼吸，确认死亡后做出胜利的手势，而后双手举平面向观众):
Superman insecticide, you won’t be disappointed!
第三幕：黑客帝国：一场毒品交易的戏，为篮球做广告。道具：黑风衣，枪，包，墨镜，篮球。
上场：黑帮大姐大带俩保镖，另一方为一名扮成毒贩的警察，互相对视绕行一周
大姐大：Only you
毒贩：That’s enough! （一保镖上前搜毒贩身）
大姐大：Is money ready?
毒贩：Show me the goods first.
一名保镖把货*（一包奶粉）扔给毒贩，毒贩验货
大姐大：Show me the money! (毒贩把钱扔给保镖，保镖查验，假钱)
保镖甲：Black paper! We are cheated!
毒贩：I’m sorry. I’m a policeman! I’ve collected enough evidences to charge you! You have the right to keep silent, but all your words now will be put in court!
You think you can get out alive? You see I’m supernatural killer! (说完跟保镖一起掏枪，射杀毒贩，毒犯一个精彩的后弯腰躲过子弹)
毒贩：Why I could be so quick?（脱掉外套，扔掉墨镜，接过台下面递上来的篮球）Remember this logo, Henry basketball is your best choice!
第四幕：睡美人：王子用口香糖唤醒了睡美人。道具：剑一把，口香糖包装盒一个，椅子两把
王子：Why there are so many fogs? I suppose how can I stay here? （看到睡美人）wow! I’ve never seen such a pretty girl before! Look at her lips, its like inviting cherry
My majesty, your beauty has driven me crazy. Oh, my love is like red red rose, that’s nearly spung in June. Oh my love is like the melody, that’s sweetly played in tune. As fires are thou, bonny lass, so deeply in love am I! Till the seas go dry, and the rocks melt with the sun, I love thee still. If you can open your eyes for me, I would die with smile.
睡美人：Amazing!
王子：You’re moved by my words！
睡美人：（走到王子前，拿过口香糖盒子问：）Can I take one?
王子：Are you kidding? Don’t you moved by my words?
睡美人：Want to wake me up?
王子：Want to win a beauty’s heart?
合：Try it! XX chewing gum!
第五幕：罗密欧与朱丽叶：减肥药广告
朱丽叶：Oh Romeo, I can’t wait to see you!
罗密欧：Oh Juliet, I couldn’t bear not being with you for any moment!
朱丽叶: I m waiting for you for the evening. Finally you come. Oh you come!
罗密欧：Oh darling, let look into your eyes, and I ve got so much whisper for you!
朱丽叶: Id like to, but how can I?
罗密欧：Just jump down. I would be here!
朱丽叶:Oh wait for me. One two three…（jump）
罗密欧：My God! What happened? Why I feel so dizzy?
朱丽叶:What’s wrong with you, darling?
罗密欧：……where are you? Where are you?
朱丽叶: I am here. You see, I m here
罗密欧：(吃惊).Oh my God! You are so round!
朱丽叶：（哭）oh do you mean im too fat? You break my heart!
罗密欧：Oh no, don’t worry, my darling! I was even fatter than you before, look! (ppt打上一个大胖子照片) and now……
朱丽叶：Oh! How can you do it?
罗密欧：Just took it--- thinner. Take it and you’ll be thinner soon! (拿出药瓶)
朱丽叶：oh wait……
罗密欧：（唱）you and me……，me and you……both of us together!
朱丽叶: Here I am!
罗密欧：Beautiful! Will you marry me? (拿出戒指，求婚状)
朱丽叶：yes I do！
朱丽叶：Everyone if heavy weigh gets you down.
罗密欧：Know what you get to do? Just lose weigh, just lose weight!
朱丽叶: What do we do?
罗密欧：Take it!
合：Take it and you’ll become confident！
