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男人很难取悦!

桃子宝宝 [其他] 2012-05-18 15:32:01 星期五 晴天 查看:37497 回复:0 发消息给作者
Men Are Hard To Please
     男人很难取悦!!
The problems with GUYS:男人的问题是:
If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
     如果�对他好,他说�爱上他了.
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.对他不好,他说�骄傲.
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
如果�穿得很漂亮,他说你企图诱惑他.
If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.如果不,他说�是乡下来的
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
如果�跟他理论,他说�固执
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
如果�沉默,他说�没大脑!
If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
     如果�比他聪明,他说那是小聪明
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.如果他比你聪明,他就是有智慧!
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;如果�不爱他,他想拥有�
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
     如果�爱他,他试着离开�.
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
     如果�不跟他****,他说�不爱他
If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.如果跟他做,他说你是贱货!
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
     如果�告诉他�的问题,他说�麻
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.如果不,他说�不信任
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;如果�骂他�好象他奶妈
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
     如果他骂�,是表示他“关心”�
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
     如果�没有守承诺,�就是不可信的人
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
     如果他不守承诺,他是迫不得已的
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;如果�吸烟,�是坏女孩
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.如果他吸烟,他是绅士
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
     如果�考试成绩好,他说是运气
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.如果他考得好,他说是实力!
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;如果�伤害了他,表示�很残忍
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
     如果他伤害了�,表示�太敏感而且太难取悦!
SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!!
If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......
如果你寄这封信给男生,他们会发誓以上是不正确的..
but if u don't they say u are selfish如果你不寄给他们,他们说�自私..
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