想骂人的要看，失恋的一定要看！

                        老子对你含情脉脉，你说老子哈批绰绰 ­

                        老子爱你轰轰烈烈，你说老子爱的造孽 ­

                        老子对你天长地久，你说老子永垂不朽 ­

                        老子对你牵肠挂肚，你说老子棉花当布 ­

                        老子对你忠心耿耿，你把老子当狗打整 ­

                        老子对你百分之百，你对老子点都没得 ­

                        老子对你千分之千，你跟老子手都不牵 ­

                        老子对你万分之万，你整死舅子都不干 ­

                        老子嘴巴有点歪，你就跟老子说goodbye!­