"A Banerjee, Engineering 03"
The uprisings in the Middle East have spread to the West (of England)! The Insurgence (BRL) have set up camp in a field in Somerset, a symbolic political hotspot. Up until now the Old Regime (Bristol Uni) have been patient in their negotiations, however, recent reports indicate a loyalist movement is growing to crush the rebellion. The UN has issued a no fly zone over the area and expects fierce fighting to break out imminently...
In a recent statement from Col. Muammar Gaddafi, "The hallucinogenic drugs of al Qaeda, have poisoned the people of Libya. These protesters need to be stopped and the insurgence quashed. The West has betrayed us and civil war is nigh..."
This is a call to arms from Col. Gaddafi himself. Its £13 for a half day of paintballing (including 400 paintballs) sometime between now and July. The catch is we have to move FAST (17 hours left). please e-mail back an expression of interest asap. If I get 16 or more by midnight I'll buy the lot and we can sort out the monies later. Here's the link:
http://livingsocial.com/deals/28008-half-day-of-paintball-play-with-400-balls?msdc_id=212&ref=Deal030311_212_7024email
Yours truly
C. Gaddafi
P.S. please forward this on to all relevant parties (especially BRL)
