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今天收到上海移动的一条短信，说的是上海市双推办正在全面推进上海市民“英语随身学”公益活动。任何时候发送中英文内容到本号码（106582682）就可以获得翻译，祝您轻松学英语。
  
后来我真的发送了几句比较有难度的句子给上海移动翻，翻译的结果，让人震惊！
  
1.我想跟你莺歌燕舞，纸醉金迷
  
谷歌翻译： I want to tell you the joy of spring, growing
  
上海移动翻译 ：I want to sing and dance with you, living a luxury and dissipation life.
  
  
  
2.君要臣死，臣不得不死
  
谷歌翻译 ：Jun to Chen Si, Chen had to die
  
上海移动翻译：Subjects must obey their emperor absolutely even if he orders them to die.
  
  
  
3.路漫漫其修远兮，吾将上下而求索
  
谷歌翻译：Road is long Come, Wu Jiang bottom and search
  
上海移动翻译：Long and far as the road is, I'll go to explore all through this adventure.
  
  
  
  4.商女不知亡国恨，隔江尤唱后庭花
  
谷歌翻译：I do not know subjugated women hate business, especially in singing river Courtyard Flowers
  
上海移动翻译：Where girls,wth no thought of a perished kingdom, gaily echo a Song of Courtyard Flowers. (这一句我发过去的时候还打错了，打成“隔江尤吹后庭花”了，翻译的时候竟然还自动修正了原文）
  
  
  
  5.11月21日，“11·15”火灾发生第七天。灾难现场成为花海和泪海，人们从四面八方赶来，祭奠那些被无情吞噬的生命。
  
谷歌翻译：November 21, "11.15" fires seventh day. Disaster site, as flowers and scenes of tears, people came from all directions, sacrifice the lives of those who have been mercilessly swallowed.
  
上海移动翻译：November 21 is seven days after the "11·15” fire happened. There are a lot of flowers and crying people in the site. People come from all quarters to hold a memorial ceremoney for those merciless life.
  
    
  
  6.迈克尔杰克逊的新专辑太不给力了
  
谷歌翻译：Michael Jackson's new album, so not to force the
  
上海移动翻译：The new album of Michael Jackson is ungelivable.
  
  
  
看了这个之后，连我这个学翻译的都要对上海移动开始膜拜了……而且最厉害的是，还能翻译出我对莺歌燕舞这个词语的故意误用之下的潜台词，实在非等闲之辈