【zz】【情商充电贴】[电影史上的经典告白]一百个女孩和一个男

  
Without you, I'm as lonely as an abandoned dog on the side of a highway. I have  
  
没有你，我如同被遗弃在高速路边的小狗。即使我不知道你的生日是几时，我仍然准备了一份惊喜。我们可以
  
gift anxiety, even through I don't know when your birthday is. We can spend perfect days  
  
我们可以一起购物、做饭，度过完美的一天。我发誓，当你泊车时，轮胎蹭到了路沿儿我也绝不会油嘴滑舌。
  
shopping and cooking together. I swear, I'll never make wisecracks when you scrape your  
  
tires aginst the curb while parallel parking. If you consent to live with me, I'll clean  
  
如果你同意和我住在一起，我将每个星期都打扫厕所。如果你要求，我会用我的舌头来干这活儿。
  
the toilet every week. I'll do it with my tongue if you ask. I will strike the words "hooters" and "love rockets" from my vocabulary. I'll love you. Even if your name is Mimi  
  
我将把“hooters”和“love rockets”从我的词典里剔除。我爱你！即便你的名字是“咪咪”而你让我把它
  
and you want me to pronounce it "May May". I will only pass gas underneath the covers and  
  
读成“美美”。我只会在没人或者最糟糕的环境中放屁。我只吃低胆固醇的食物。
  
under the direst of circumstances. Hell, I'll go on a low cholesterol diet. And I won't buy one of those red sports cars when I hit my mid-life crisis. Your parents can come  
  
我不会在中年危机的时候买一辆红色的跑车（这里可能有更深层次的含义）。
  
visit us every week, even if your mom is a witch with a capital B. And your folks don't have to go to a retirement home because they can come live with us. I declare, I'll  
  
你的父母可以买州来看你，就算你的妈妈是个大巫婆，可以不去住退休房，因为她可以跟我们住。
  
separate the whites from the colors and learn the mysteries of hot and cold water washes. I'll never huff and puff while waiting for you to put on my makeup. If you're a cat  
  
我发誓，我会从众多色彩中分出白色，我会学习冷跟热水洗的秘密，在你化妆的时候我会静心的等，不会催促你。
  
person, I'll never point out the fact that a dog can save your life from drowning, but a cat can't. I will happily go see chick flicks with you, like "Pride and Prejudice". I'll  
  
如果你是个像猫一样软弱的人，我永远不会说一只狗可以从水中救出你而猫不行。我会高兴小鸡让你发疯，就像“傲慢与偏见”那样。
  
make a point to trying new food like okra gumbo. I won't curl my nose at vegetables whose awful taste is disguised by having cheese on it. I pledge to always say "yes" when you  
  
如果你煮东西我什么都吃，我不会对着难吃的菜皱起眉头。我永远都会说“是的” ，但你问“我今晚的发行好看吗？”时，我要对“拥抱”重新下个新的定义。
  
ask, "Is my hair looking okay tonight?" I'm gonna bring a whole new meaning to the word "cuddle". I'll be thoughtful enough to read your horoscope every day. I'm gonna save every birthday card you send me! And I'll actually write you real letters when we're apart. I'm never gonna expect you to know where I left my car keys, and I'll never leave my socks on  
  
我会每天仔细的阅读你的星座资料，我会保存你送给我的每张生日卡。当我们分开时我会给你写信，我不会让你知道我的车钥匙放在那里，我永远不会把脏袜子拉在地板上，跟我在一起你会发现牙膏永远都盖着。
  
the floor. With me, you'll find the cap is always on the toothpaste. I'll start wearing those bikini style underwear if you like. My belly button will always be lint free. I want
  
如果你喜欢我会穿男用比基尼泳装，我的肚脐会盖上。
  
  to full-on kiss your clitoris. It will be the most passionate, intimate experience you've ever had. I declare now, I will give my life for you. And if you fail to come to me, I know some part of me will surely die.  
  
我会美美的吻你的XX，这会是你试过的最有激情的最亲密的一个，我现在宣布为了你我会牺牲一切，如果你不能跟我在一起，我只感到我身体的某部分好像死掉了。
  
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※ 修改:·kell891021 于 Sep 11 19:12:38 2011 修改本文·[FROM: 118.229.226.*]

  
点评：
  
女人其实要的都是一些鸡毛蒜皮的小事
  
关键是，你要做到
  
  
  
ps：老婆，我开始认真写情书了
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SF~虽然我也知道sf是楼主的。我就做个伪sf吧~
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※ 修改:·yuqing881199 于 Sep 11 20:01:33 2011 修改本文·[FROM: 83.179.39.*]

  
情书。。真好。。lz真好。。浪漫。。
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嗯，挺不错的说，
羡慕这么好的英文功底～
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国外情书有点水土不服啊~
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不太懂啊
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