绝想首页

from ubuntu terminal

欧昌龙 [随感] 2013-03-22 19:39:43 星期五 晴天 查看:105 回复:0 发消息给作者

terminal每次启动都会冒出来一些英语名言笑话之类的,有些还是挺有趣的~~

Q:      How many elephants can you fit in a VW Bug?
A:      Four.  Two in the front, two in the back.

 

Q:      How can you tell if an elephant is in your refrigerator?
A:      There's a footprint in the mayo.

 

Q:      How can you tell if two elephants are in your refrigerator?
A:      There's two footprints in the mayo.

 

Q:      How can you tell if three elephants are in your refrigerator?
A:      The door won't shut.

 

Q:      How can you tell if four elephants are in your refrigerator?
A:      There's a VW Bug in your driveway.

顶一下(32 写日记 1228534 234810
分享排行

 

 

留住已经逝去的峥嵘岁月 记住曾经绽现的万种风情 在记忆即将淡漠的时候 来把这些重新回味

Copyright (C) 2008-2014 www.juexiang.com, All Rights Reserved.

京ICP备2023001011号-3   京公网安备11010802011908号

客服QQ 1017160561 违法和不良信息举报电话 13148464312 邮箱 1017160561@qq.com